SBF on Tucker is Proof We're Living in a Simulation

If you haven't seen it watch it here:

SBF from Jail

Well ain't this some shit. Couple of things that jumped right out at me. Prison sucks. This guy deserved it obviously, but make no mistake, you don't want to go to jail.

Second observation...this guy doesn't take ownership for anything he did. Stole out of the pockets of his customers and is still smug about it. Seems like he's trying to sell that there was political motivation for his sentencing. Maybe he's angling for a Trump pardon? Can't see why Trump would pardon the largest donor to his opposition, but I guess SBF is pretty desperate.

Something that absolutely has to be happening is prison freak-offs. SBF, who was outed for having weird nerd sex parties, is in prison with Diddy?! Yea, 2 + 2 = Prison Lube. Diddy is for sure having his way in this situation too. Has to be eating SBF's cornbread, and SBF has to be eating Diddy Ass.

Not sure why Tucker chose to interview him now. SBF did recently post on X for the first time in over a year. Must have been a good boy and gotten computer privilege? really doesn't get into any of the nuts and bolts of the scandal. Let him off easy in my opinion. It's mainly focused on his time in jail and how he's holding up. Still a wild story and worth watching.

Almost forgot...Tucker Carlson has absolutely no idea what he's talking about when it comes to crypto. For a pretty bright guy he comes off looking like Shane Gillis's Uncle Danny when he speaks about it. Be better Tucker.