Why are Your Kids Gay?

Memecoins cannot be traded whilst entertaining your children.

I'll start by explaining myself a little. I saw that the "Why are You Gay?" token launch was announced yesterday with the promise of the CA drop to come soon. Clearly a token that was going to rug, but also most likely would have a quick early pump. Figured I'd get a few of them for posterity and flip them quickly. So I follow the African gentleman who is pushing the token and set alerts for all his new posts. I am attentive to phone all day in hopes of getting the CA early. I even wrote a blog earlier about it, promising to deliver the CA here.

Enter the children. I get home from work and nature takes it's course from there. One thing leads to another. One kid fell off his chair while he was eating. My daughter was treating me like a jungle gym. I look down at my phone and an hour has passed. I see the X alert with the CA announcement. The token had wicked to .30 in under an hour, and then retraced to .01.

I have issues so I throw a small amount at it anyways, but my kids cost me. Memecoin trading is not for old men. It's not that us old timers can't keep up with the memes. It's that we have kids...and at times they're gay. So here's the CA I promised...an hour late.

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