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I See Patterns, but I'm Not Racist
Two minutes of trading talk with Sniping Wicks

Sniping Wicks
Mar 61 min read
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Good News For Crypto Owners...
Study says owning crypto makes you hotter.

Don Vito
Mar 51 min read
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The 5 Stages of Crypto Grief
Like anything in life, crypto can be a fickle bitch. It can come with the highest of highs when you’re riding a green candle and the...

Taddy Mason
Mar 53 min read
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Mobile Bitcoin Technical Analysis
Sniping Wicks dropping knowledge while driving his car...

Sniping Wicks
Mar 41 min read
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Dave Portnoy: Man of the People or Shitcoin Shiller?
Portnoy often plays the role of degenerate gambler, which is precisely what he is...or maybe worse.

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 43 min read
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Crypto News: Dana White & Power Slap Announce VeChain Partnership
Dana White called it, "one of the most badass sports deals ever done."

Don Vito
Mar 41 min read
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Rumor Mill: No Capital Gains Tax on Crypto?!
Eric Trump's Discord may have leaked some big policy shifts

Don Vito
Mar 31 min read
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Why are Your Kids Gay?
My kids caused me to miss the meme,

Don Vito
Mar 31 min read
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Trump Fucked Up The Strategic Reserve
No Need For Shitcoins to be Included in Reserve

Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 32 min read
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Why Are You Gay?
The official "why are you gay" memecoin is about to launch on Solana.

Don Vito
Mar 31 min read
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XRP Technical Analysis 3/3/25
Check out the latest TA for XRP, only on BankSpankers.com

Sniping Wicks
Mar 31 min read
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Trump to Make Investment Announcement Today
Trump teases big announcement.

Don Vito
Mar 31 min read
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Fam, Let's Talk about the Bybit Hack and Its Impact on ETH and Cold Storage
The Bybit hack was no bullshit run-of-the-mill cyber incident.

Don Vito
Mar 22 min read
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Here's Why Trump's Strategic Crypto Reserve Could Shape the Future of Cryptocurrency - The Spankers Take
Big Daddy Trump Coming in Hot

Don Vito
Mar 22 min read
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