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I See Patterns, but I'm Not Racist
Two minutes of trading talk with Sniping Wicks
Sniping Wicks
Mar 6, 20251 min read
Good News For Crypto Owners...
Study says owning crypto makes you hotter.
Don Vito
Mar 5, 20251 min read
The 5 Stages of Crypto Grief
Like anything in life, crypto can be a fickle bitch. It can come with the highest of highs when you’re riding a green candle and the...
Taddy Mason
Mar 5, 20253 min read
Mobile Bitcoin Technical Analysis
Sniping Wicks dropping knowledge while driving his car...
Sniping Wicks
Mar 4, 20251 min read
Dave Portnoy: Man of the People or Shitcoin Shiller?
Portnoy often plays the role of degenerate gambler, which is precisely what he is...or maybe worse.
Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 4, 20253 min read
Crypto News: Dana White & Power Slap Announce VeChain Partnership
Dana White called it, "one of the most badass sports deals ever done."
Don Vito
Mar 4, 20251 min read
Rumor Mill: No Capital Gains Tax on Crypto?!
Eric Trump's Discord may have leaked some big policy shifts
Don Vito
Mar 3, 20251 min read
Why are Your Kids Gay?
My kids caused me to miss the meme,
Don Vito
Mar 3, 20251 min read
Trump Fucked Up The Strategic Reserve
No Need For Shitcoins to be Included in Reserve
Maxine Nakamoto
Mar 3, 20252 min read
Why Are You Gay?
The official "why are you gay" memecoin is about to launch on Solana.
Don Vito
Mar 3, 20251 min read
XRP Technical Analysis 3/3/25
Check out the latest TA for XRP, only on BankSpankers.com
Sniping Wicks
Mar 3, 20251 min read
Trump to Make Investment Announcement Today
Trump teases big announcement.
Don Vito
Mar 3, 20251 min read
Fam, Let's Talk about the Bybit Hack and Its Impact on ETH and Cold Storage
The Bybit hack was no bullshit run-of-the-mill cyber incident.
Don Vito
Mar 2, 20252 min read
Here's Why Trump's Strategic Crypto Reserve Could Shape the Future of Cryptocurrency - The Spankers Take
Big Daddy Trump Coming in Hot
Don Vito
Mar 2, 20252 min read
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